Weather we’re winning or losing, we all have some anecdotes or funny gambling stories to share. This time around, we’ve decided to look for the most hilarious gambling jokes and casino puns, so these are the best gambling anecdotes that we’ve come across. If you feel searching for the best pig jokes, pork-related humor, or some funny and punny names for a pig you love is like looking for something in a messy pig pen, fret not! We have curated this awesome list of puns, jokes, one-liners, and names that will make you squeal with joy or make you crave some bacon or pork.

  • The topics for this week’s puns and one liners is gambling jokes. I should add that I’m not much of a gambler; the biggest wagers I seem to make are playing 2p machines at seaside resorts, so I am far from an expert in the topic.
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Following on from our recent posts about the fun of having a crack at winning big playing casino games, bingo and poker online we have a few classic one liners for you. They cover all topics such as poker, slots and other casino games like blackjack.

To complement this blog post here is a cheesy stock image of the topic :p We hope you like it.

Read on below for the goodies.

Short Casino Jokes

What is the difference between praying in a church and praying in a casino? In a casino, you really do mean it.

How do you get a sweet little old lady to shout the word f**k? Get another sweet little old lady to yell the word bingo!

Funny Gambling Puns

Why don’t they allow gambling in the Africa continent? Because of all the cheetahs.

Funny Gambling Puns List

How is a casino like a woman? Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Where’s the only place in the world you are guaranteed to get screwed? Vegas baby!

What is the difference between a professional poker player and a dog? In about 10 years, the dog will quit whining.

What do you call a girl who is always in the bookies? Betty!

Funny Gambling Puns Pictures

Videos

I walked around the casino last night with a pocket full of chips. Even now I am still trying to get the smell of vinegar out of my trousers.

Funny Gambling Puns Youtube

How do you leave Vegas with 1 millions dollars? Go there with 2 millions.

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